In a review of my book "Teahouse of the Almighty" in the Summer/Fall 2007 issue of Gulf Coast, in the best review I've ever received of anything I've ever written, in a strikingly glowing review, in one of those reviews that makes me wanna kiss the reviewer's toes, in one of those reviews that makes me wanna--as the Godfather of Soul James Brown might say--jump back and kiss m'self, I was called...
wait for it...
here it comes....
"a speech pathologist's wet dream."
You may now talk among yourselves.