Gawker's 50 Least Important Writers

Gawker's serving up the news that doesn't exactly stay news with this rip, not on Louise Glück (and that's Glück with an umlaut to you) but on poetry—yes, all of it!

Louise Gluck
Former Poet Laureate Louise Gluck is one of America's most important living poets, which makes her one of America's least important writers. Seriously, who reads poetry?
Less important than: An obscure experimental fiction writer.

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