Complete with a surprise twist ending!
What fun! I want to be sexy, cool and accessible too! So here's my very own pro-consumerist thingie! Thanks, Kenny!
(You may notice that I don't touch as many things as Alexandra does, and I wouldn't know a Bvulgari if it fell on me.)
First, my Motorola
Then my KMart
Then my Dell
Then my Krups
Then my Sonicare
Then my Ivory
Then my Crest
Then my Lady Speed Stick
Then my Suave
Then my Nair
Then my Loreal
Then my JCPenney
Then my Motorola
Then my KMart
Then my Sony
Then my Skagen
Then my Sears
Then my Proctor-Silex
Then my Magic Chef
Then my Kashi
Then my Hood
Then my Sonicare
Then my Crest
Then my Cascade
Then my GE
Then my Magic Chef
Then my Weight Watchers
Then my Sharp
Then my Skagen
Then my Kenmore
Then my Dell
Then my Burt's Bees
Then my Loreal
Then my Victoria's Secret
Then my Gap
Then my Levis
Then my KMart
Then my KSwiss
Then my Panasonic
Then my Dell
Then my Apple
Then my Motorola
Then my Skagen
Then my Coach
Then my Apple
Then my Honda
Then my Coach
Then my Loreal
Then my Scunci
Then my Apple
Then my Fiber 1
Then my Poland Spring
Then my Coach
Then my Falchi Sport
Then my KSwiss
Then my Jockey
Then my Yale
Then my Schwinn
Then my KMart
Then my Rite-Aid
Then my Chapstick
Then my Softsoap
Then my Lady Speed Stick
Then my Johnson & Johnson
Then my Victoria's Secret
Then my Gap
Then my Levis
Then my KSwiss
Then my Falchi Sport
Then my Coach
Then my Visa
Then my Chapstick
Then my Apple
Then my Motorola
Then my Honda
Then my Home Essentials
Then my Panasonic
Then my Sony
Then my Apple
Then my Magic Chef
Then my Purdue
Then my Sharp
Then my Dole
Then my Stop & Shop
Then my Paul Newman
Then my Sam's Club
Then my Welbilt
Then my Sears
Then my Bed, Bath & Beyond
Then my Magic Chef
Then my Hood
Then my Stop & Shop
Then my Sony
Then my Motorola
Then my Apple
Then my Sony
Then my Orville Redenbacher
Then my Sharp
Then my Magic Chef
Then my Sierra Mist
Then my Apple
Then my Coach
Then my Pentel
Then my Apple
Then my Falchi Sport
Then my Sears
Then my Gap
Then my Levis
Then my Victoria's Secret
Then my KMart
Then my Suave
Then my Ivory
Then my Venus
Then my KMart
Then my Healing Garden
Then my Sony
Then my Pansonic
Then my Apple
Then my Loreal
Then my Clean & Clear
Then my Victoria's Secret
Then my Magic Chef
Then my Yellowtail
Then my Brawny
Then my Motorola
Then my Sears
Then my Apple
Then my Office Depot
Then my Sony
Then my Apple
Then my KMart
Then my Magic Chef
Then my Poland Spring
Then my One-a-Day
Then my GNC
Then my Bayer
Then my Sonicare
Then my Crest
Then my Scope
Then my KMart
Then my KY
Then my husband
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