Celebrating the ladies of Fox News with poetry

The Huffington Post reports that the new issue of Allure magazine features profiles of the women of Fox News--and some poems written in praise:

Their hair, it's clear, would hardly budge,
Nor would their makeup even smudge
If they were set upon a luge--
They'd laugh and cry: "We're going rouge!"
Sure, Rachel Maddow has the smarts
But can she work her giggly parts?
The obvious, let it be said:
Their favorite power suits are red.

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