Be Someone
For Christ’s sake,
learn to type
and have something
to fall back on.
Be someone,
make something of yourself,
look at Gertrudo Ganley.
Always draw the curtains
when the lights are on.
Have nothing to do
with the Shantalla gang,
get yourself a right man
with a Humber Sceptre.
For Christ’s sake
wash your neck
before going into God’s house.
Learn to speak properly,
always pronounce your ings.
Never smoke on the street,
don’t be caught dead
in them shameful tight slacks,
spare the butter,
economise,
and for Christ’s sake
at all times,
watch your language.
Copyright Credit: Rita Ann Higgins, “Be Someone” from Witch in the Bushes. Copyright © 1988 by Rita Ann Higgins. Reprinted by permission of Rita Ann Higgins.
Source: Witch in the Bushes (Salmon Poetry)