In a Nutshell

I realize there is simply no way

to stay up in the air with a sustained flapping motion. Sucks!

But that doesn't mean I can't try.

How odd to eat only white bread for levity. In spite

of its limitations, you must consider the possibilities

of leaping, daily. Whatever monster ails you,

leap into the cool wind. I hope you consider me an authority.

You don't know what this means. Yet.

I have the necessary education

for this type of work. I will imitate the sound

of your father laughing into a microphone

through a public address system in your place of work.

How did that idea get into these instructions?

I'm going to put stickers on the back of your shirt

that will instruct people how to behave around you.

Then, I'll leap through the air above you when you exit the subway.

I just wanted to give you these instructions in a nutshell.

Source: Splah State (The Song Cave, 2014)