from One Big Self: "Count heads"

Count heads. Count the men's. Count the women's. There are five

main counts in the cell or work area. 4:45 first morning count. Inmate

must stand for the count. The count takes as long as it takes. Control

Center knows how many should be in what area. No one moves from area

A to area B without Control knowing. If i/m is stuck out for the count i/m

receives a write-up. Three write-ups, and i/m goes to lockdown. Once

in lockdown, you will relinquish your things:

plastic soapdish, jar of vaseline, comb or hairpick, paperback

Upon return to your unit the inventory officer

will return your things:

soapdish, vaseline, comb, hairpick, paperback

Upon release you may have your possessions:

soapdish, vaseline, comb, pick, book

Whereupon your True Happiness can begin

In the Mansion of Happiness:

Whoever possesses CRUELTY

Must be sent back to JUSTICE

Whoever gets into IDLENESS

Must come to POVERTY

Whoever becomes a SABBATHBREAKER

Must be taken to the Pillory and there remain until he loses 2 turns

Source: One Big Self (Copper Canyon Press, 2007)