Umbug

hast zin theze umbugs?

underd an underd of sprackly craturs

volla vram vorest

squittered in strames of brown

an yalla, rustlin in bracken

tushin the tuffut

wiv yuds as ong as ackers

an hummucks as nesh as pits

mootin for zummat to chomp in theze chops

nigh yer, in our awn dip pits,

daggled craturs wiv sooty yuds

scowl the doys woy stwun and coal

thou’it ear the mine’s awld buttys

as thee lomber an lug under thee feet

mootin for zummat to chomp

an thou oik back to vorest floor

tushin stripey nighyt