from Aphorisms and Spells

As I am Catholic
I have never played.

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I've had
thirty-six lovers
plus tax.

*       *       *

I am the most chaste woman
in Italian literature.

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I am completely
asexual
not counting errors
and omissions.

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Mount Sinai
is sometimes confused
with the Mons Veneris.

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No one can know
what is
between me and God.

Source: Poetry (December 2007)