Hip Hop Analogies

If you be the needle

                 I be the LP.

If you be the buffed wall,

                 I be the Krylon.

If you be the backspin,

                 I be the break.

If you be the head nod,

                 I be the bass line.

If you be a Phillie,

                 I be the razor.

If you be microphone,

                 then I be palm.

If you be cipher,

                 then I be beatbox.

If you be hands thrown up,

                 then I be yes, yes, y’all.

If you be throwback,

                 then I be remix.

If you be footwork,

                 then I be uprock.

If you be turntable,

                 then I be crossfader.

If you be downtown C train,

                 then I be southbound Red Line.

If you be shell toes,

                 then I be hoodie.

If you be freestyle,

                 then I be piece book.

If you be Sharpie,

                 then I be tag.

If you be boy,

                 then I be girl

                 who wants to

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